The Not-So-Happening
Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo
The plants decide to take over the wind and kill us because we’re poisoning them… but they can only do it in a relatively small area and during a 24 hour window? Feh. Whatever.
Other than learning that Zooey has a really furry face and that Spencer Breslin, who has a small role in this film, is finally growing out of his baby fat, I feel completely robbed of the 90 minutes I spent wastefully watching this piece of crap. Avoid this movie at all costs!
